chess jokes - tag

1. A chess master died – after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him! “What’s it like, where you are now,” he asked. “What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news.” “Tell me the good news first.” “Well, it’s really heaven here. There […]

Here are a couple of funny “don’t do’s” of tournament chess shared by the chess.com user linlaoda. This is a purely comedic and not serious post that is a spinoff of “don’t be that guy at the gym” theme. Are you committing any “chess crimes?” Let’s find out 🙂

Here is a collection of 23 funny chess aphorisms. It’s a continuation to the chess facts from the previous post, compliment to the chess jokes from the long time ago post and chess humor post. The first aphorism is: A brilliant combination had come to his mind, but didn’t find anyone there and left.